Things I learned today…

1. I'm probably going to be single for ever 2. Mowing 1/3 an acre with a push mower SUCKS MONKEY BUTT. (It took me 1.5 hours to mow the front and 1.25 hours to mow the back and I ran out of gas... 😠) 3. I need a riding lawn mower... 4. Apparently a woman … Continue reading Things I learned today…

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Things I’ve learned recently about online dating…

1. Lots and lots of cheaters out there, it's pathetic. 2. If you're going to give me your cell phone number, you had better believe that I am going to qualify your ass... That means, I'm searching for your Facebook profile, I will search the county clerks public records and YES, I will find your … Continue reading Things I’ve learned recently about online dating…